Do you have any idea how hard it is going to be to clean the melted cheese out of your toaster, not to mention once you turn that thing on its side guess who has 3 years of crumbs to clean up?Ĩ. Make a grilled cheese the way your mom taught you and the way that has worked for a hundred years. There are some things you should just be able to figure out without the internet.ħ. Throw a Frisbee like….you know what? If you don’t already know how to throw a Frisbee, don’t bother trying now. Don’t use pant hangers, what are you some kind of freak?Ħ. Use stuff like a paper clip or clothes pin or scotch tape or a chip clip or rolling tightly to keep your bag of chips from getting stale. Look thinner in pictures by going on a diet and losing weight.ĥ. Keep your car from running out of gas by looking at the fuel gauge and add more when the needle gets close to the E.Ĥ. I can’t keep up with those little bread bag holders during the 10 days I have the loaf of bread, how am I supposed to avoid losing them long enough to build a cord labeling system?ģ. Keep track of all of the cords around your computer or entertainment center by randomly unplugging them and looking to see what device won’t work. Bonus points for asking them to spell it and give country of origin.Ģ. Remember the name of someone you just met by writing it down in an old tattered spiral notebook you keep folded in half longwise and hanging out of your back pocket. If this changed your life, is it really worth living?ġ.
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